A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

He feels his way to the barstool and orders a drink. After sitting for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, given that you're blind, I think it's only fair that you know a few things. The bartender is a blonde woman, the bouncer is a blonde woman, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter, the lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler, and I'm a six-foot, 200lb blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now, mister, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".



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